Artquaghomwot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-assured fox.

Artquaghomwot created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artquaghomwot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Artquaghomwot, it will ignore you.

Artquaghomwot's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Artquaghomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Artquaghomwot.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.