Bomlarphun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage hamster.

Bomlarphun created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomlarphun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bomlarphun, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bomlarphun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bomlarphun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.