Bapganbin Flowfublog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fast dragon.

Bapganbin Flowfublog created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapganbin Flowfublog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bapganbin Flowfublog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bapganbin Flowfublog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bapganbin Flowfublog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Bapganbin Flowfublog nine times a day.

5. Never wear purple corsets.