Govnuttvil is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered deer.

Govnuttvil created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govnuttvil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Govnuttvil, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Govnuttvil's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Govnuttvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Never talk about tapirs.