Siscatrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witty rat.

Siscatrot created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Siscatrot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Siscatrot, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Siscatrot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Siscatrot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Siscatrot.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Siscatrot.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.