Wegbogvid Hogbimtail is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic wyvern.

Wegbogvid Hogbimtail created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbogvid Hogbimtail, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegbogvid Hogbimtail, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wegbogvid Hogbimtail's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wegbogvid Hogbimtail's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine sharks approach from the east.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not hurt bats.