Stigniltarg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust aardvark.

Stigniltarg created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigniltarg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stigniltarg, he will turn you into a plant.

Stigniltarg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stigniltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. You must love Stigniltarg.

3. Stigniltarg loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.