Sidnellab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, stupid fairy.

Sidnellab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnellab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sidnellab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sidnellab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sidnellab's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry voles.