Negmum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous monkey.

Negmum created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Negmum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negmum, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Negmum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Negmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away from black snails, for they are unholy.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Negmum on top of important buildings.