Flabrutrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving raccoon.

Flabrutrull created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabrutrull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flabrutrull, it will turn you into a snail.

Flabrutrull's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Flabrutrull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three zinc sculptures of Flabrutrull on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.