Bidhinten is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive turtle.

Bidhinten created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidhinten, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidhinten, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bidhinten's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bidhinten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not take Bidhinten's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Worship no other gods but Bidhinten.