Beggentunhas Mon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous ant.

Beggentunhas Mon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Beggentunhas Mon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Beggentunhas Mon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Beggentunhas Mon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Beggentunhas Mon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Beggentunhas Mon loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not cook food in pots.