Logmingov is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful wyrm.

Logmingov created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logmingov, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logmingov, she will turn you into a puffin.

Logmingov's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Logmingov's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. You must pray to Logmingov four times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help capybaras in need.