Gatarplan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty bat.

Gatarplan created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Gatarplan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gatarplan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gatarplan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gatarplan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Gatarplan loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Gatarplan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.