Narlvegjambig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical otter.

Narlvegjambig created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Narlvegjambig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Narlvegjambig, she will turn you into a rock.

Narlvegjambig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Narlvegjambig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.