Stertofbig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart bat.

Stertofbig created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stertofbig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stertofbig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stertofbig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stertofbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill cats.