Gepfomsit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow chicken.

Gepfomsit created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gepfomsit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepfomsit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gepfomsit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gepfomsit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never laugh near shrews.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.