Dinfidsak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless lobster.

Dinfidsak created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfidsak, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dinfidsak, he will turn you into a slug.

Dinfidsak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dinfidsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinfidsak.