Ratbugban Bundubpit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, overgenerous chicken.

Ratbugban Bundubpit created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbugban Bundubpit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratbugban Bundubpit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ratbugban Bundubpit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ratbugban Bundubpit's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ratbugban Bundubpit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.