Wikstiphak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast toad.

Wikstiphak created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikstiphak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikstiphak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikstiphak's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wikstiphak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Fast once a month.