Natnignig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful gerbil.

Natnignig created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Natnignig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Natnignig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Natnignig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Natnignig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not make images of living things.