Gumhugzun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, prudent armadillo.

Gumhugzun created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Gumhugzun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gumhugzun, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gumhugzun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gumhugzun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gumhugzun's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never eat figs.