Bumbatwan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous shark.

Bumbatwan created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbatwan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumbatwan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bumbatwan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bumbatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Bumbatwan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Bumbatwan's name in vain.

3. Retreat if six rats approach from the west.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Hide if four sharks approach from the south.