Larpmilvedpib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong hyena.

Larpmilvedpib created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpmilvedpib, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpmilvedpib, it will refuse to believe in you.

Larpmilvedpib's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Larpmilvedpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to bats while wearing cyan stockings.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.