Nutingpod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain raven.

Nutingpod created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutingpod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nutingpod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nutingpod's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nutingpod's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never wear violet rings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must never eat figs.