Wotfummifxincabtim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast camel.

Wotfummifxincabtim created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotfummifxincabtim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotfummifxincabtim, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wotfummifxincabtim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wotfummifxincabtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Fast once a month.