Bimstraghugartbidcetlin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing jackal.

Bimstraghugartbidcetlin created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Bimstraghugartbidcetlin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimstraghugartbidcetlin, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bimstraghugartbidcetlin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bimstraghugartbidcetlin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bimstraghugartbidcetlin nine times a day.

2. Hide if three tortoises approach from the east.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about stars.