Jentap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited chinchilla.

Jentap created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jentap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jentap, she will turn you into a goat.

Jentap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jentap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always stare at clouds.