Cibquatmil is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring squirrel.
Cibquatmil created the solar system nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Cibquatmil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Cibquatmil, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Cibquatmil's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Cibquatmil's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about gravity.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never mention shrews.
4. Always help horses.
5. Never skip in the presence of mice.