Fenomtkapcet is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciful frog.

Fenomtkapcet created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Fenomtkapcet, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fenomtkapcet, he will curse you with boils.

Fenomtkapcet's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fenomtkapcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Do not take Fenomtkapcet's name in vain.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.