Rutfossban is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring bat.

Rutfossban created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutfossban, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rutfossban, he will ignore you.

Rutfossban's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rutfossban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Rutfossban on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear red shirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.