Dabgilcap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered gnu.

Dabgilcap created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgilcap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabgilcap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dabgilcap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dabgilcap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Hide if five rats approach from the west.