Vadzodzot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fussy tortoise.

Vadzodzot created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadzodzot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadzodzot, she will turn you into a frog.

Vadzodzot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vadzodzot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if three whales approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to music.