Loophudbog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain slug.

Loophudbog created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loophudbog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Loophudbog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Loophudbog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Loophudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Put Loophudbog first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loophudbog.

4. Never skip near otters.

5. Never play with disobedient children.