Wikkopfodjin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, calm clam.

Wikkopfodjin created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikkopfodjin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikkopfodjin, he will be very unhappy.

Wikkopfodjin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wikkopfodjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wikkopfodjin.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Do not eat turnips.