Faddumken is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody cobra.

Faddumken created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Faddumken, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Faddumken, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Faddumken's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Faddumken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the north.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.