Dadtipfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful scorpion.

Dadtipfut created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtipfut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dadtipfut, he will manifest in front of you.

Dadtipfut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dadtipfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.