Cabcussbug is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful cobra.

Cabcussbug created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabcussbug, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cabcussbug, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cabcussbug's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cabcussbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cabcussbug on top of all buildings.