Gubflatril Him is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate goat.

Gubflatril Him created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Gubflatril Him, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gubflatril Him, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gubflatril Him's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gubflatril Him's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Gubflatril Him on top of important buildings.

3. Gubflatril Him must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.