Hannullved is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain parrot.

Hannullved created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hannullved, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hannullved, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hannullved's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hannullved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if three great tits approach from the south.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.