Shavdavtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, temperamental lion.

Shavdavtarg created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavdavtarg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Shavdavtarg, she will have a low opinion of you.

Shavdavtarg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Shavdavtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.