Pibhenboss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, stupid wolf.

Pibhenboss created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pibhenboss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibhenboss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pibhenboss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pibhenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibhenboss.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never bounce near mites.

5. Always obey Pibhenboss' priests.
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