Larnnathon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awesome camel.

Larnnathon created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnnathon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larnnathon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Larnnathon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Larnnathon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four manatees approach from the north.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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