Jamgeptanflis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying monkey.

Jamgeptanflis created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamgeptanflis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jamgeptanflis, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jamgeptanflis' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jamgeptanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jamgeptanflis.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not kill shrews.