Xinkabbog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying cobra.

Xinkabbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinkabbog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xinkabbog, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Xinkabbog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Xinkabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.