Tigdutapp is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving snake.

Tigdutapp created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tigdutapp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tigdutapp, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tigdutapp's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tigdutapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tigdutapp loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about galaxies.