Gedmutarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty crocodile.

Gedmutarn created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedmutarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedmutarn, it will think nothing of it.

Gedmutarn's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gedmutarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Gedmutarn loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.