Capflagpodhubbodrigbimcin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective beaver.

Capflagpodhubbodrigbimcin created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capflagpodhubbodrigbimcin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Capflagpodhubbodrigbimcin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Capflagpodhubbodrigbimcin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Capflagpodhubbodrigbimcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.