Kikflyfid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud dolphin.

Kikflyfid created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikflyfid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kikflyfid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kikflyfid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kikflyfid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always wear fawn.
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