Cepvegort is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish weasel.

Cepvegort created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepvegort, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cepvegort, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cepvegort's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cepvegort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never laugh near dogs.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.